shrimp cocktail
when your d-ck shrivels up from drugs and you try to f-ck your girl on her period.
hey babe? you wanna shrimp c-cktail.
the act of inserting a c-ck into a woman who is on her period.
hey lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
lara: r u sure ?
lara; you might get a shrimp c-cktail
similar to shrimping: a form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one -j-c-l-t-s on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in c-m.
last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp c-cktail.
a very short man who gets no punany
steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn’t because he is a shrimp c-cktail.
to soak your p-n-s in a bucket of shrimp before having s-x with a woman who is allergic to sh-llfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
i gave my girl a shrimp c-cktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. i had to give her benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
the use of a corpse’s toe for -n-l erotica.
“i was working in the lab late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
for my monster from his slab began to rise
and suddenly to my surprise…a shrimp c-cktail!”
how a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.
gina: “how was your date?” alexandra: “conversation over dinner was awesome but later i was severely disappointed when he shed his calvins and served me up a shrimp c-cktail.”
when u c-m in a b-tch when shes on her period and eat her out…
d-mn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had c-cktails
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