shrimp paste
a bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous w-nking session without any intermittent cleansing. the pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. not to be confused with a culinary condiment.
danny “jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth w-nkathon?”
jordon “why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?”
danny “no, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn’t shift”
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