shrimplife


having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to -ssert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. people of both s-xes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle
(silence..) “shrimplife!!!!”

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