shrimpressive
adj. (1) so small that it is impressive; (2) so underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small
john: yo, check out the rock on george’s fiancee’s finger.
paul: yeah, it’s only about a quarter carat.
ringo: yeah, it’s very shrimpressive.
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