Shrimpwank
a highly flexible word that can be used as an exclamation, an adjective, and an improper noun. it can be either positive or negative, in replacement of words such as awesome or cr-p. can also be randomly shouted out at gigs to confuse the band and audience alike.
“oh man that essay i wrote was a load of shrimpw-nk!”
“woah, this song has a shrimpw-nkingly good beat to it!”
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