Shriner


a driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most us metro highways going impossibly slow.
sorry i’m late, but i got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.
lighting a cigarette the wrong way.
lighting a cigarette on the filter end rather than the tobacco end.
someone accidentally lighting a cigarette on the end on the filter resulting in ruining the cigarette, which is the act of performing a shriner.
an individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or s-x. typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.
betty is such a shriner. she lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how i’m going to ruin my life if i ever smoke again!
a very stingy and selfish person.
“i can’t believe that guy cut you off. he’s such a shriner.”

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