shrink cream
p-ssy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out tw-ts with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin sn-tch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size p-n-s. if his d-ck is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big d-ck will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!
girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.
d-mn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.
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