Shrinkitsity


shrinkitsity (n)
1. the condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
please note:
this word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your b-lls freeze up.
1. “mom, i told you not to use cascade on my sweater; now i’ve got some shrinkitsity.”
2. “hey, what’s up with the shrinkitsity? i just bought this t-shirt yesterday.”
3. “aw, i’ve got some shrinkitsity.” “no, man, that’s shrinkage if it’s in your b-lls.”

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