Shroom whack
v. to slap or whack a person in the face with your p-n-s. normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. sometimes done during a bl-w j-b if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.
ex1: dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled “shroom whack” and then i got slapped with his c-ck!
ex2:bob- dude i shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
also see c-ck slap
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