shrooms

gift from god,aliens,etc.mind expanding,spiritual thought provoking and good for the soul similar to lsd.looks like a p-n-s while it is growing but nonetheless it actually helps you see a person the way they see themselves people tend to get spiritual nothing can prepare for such a life changing fungi that can rock your world
“yo its sunday we gotta go to church”.
“i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)…………its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us
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1 oz. of mushrooms (psilcybin)

trippy

shroomey shrooms!
hallucinogenic mushrooms contain psilcybin, psilocin, and baeocystin. shrooms are incredible and nearly non-toxic too. by incredible i mean it can be the best experience of your life or the worst experience of your life depending on the mood at the time, setting, and who you are with. a good trip can be a learning expeience and lead to extremely thoughtful introspection. a bad trip is as bad as watching your whole family die in a car accident or you can end up being as paranoid as if you were being chased by a guy with a chainsaw in a maze. seriously, it is incredible. do not trip right after a bad experience or if you have alot of unpleasant thoughts going through your head at the time. go into the trip optimistic and usually it will go good, though it is pretty unpredictable. mild dose effects are colors seem alot more vibrant (blue seeming bluer, black seeming blacker), patterns seem more interesting and intricate, an undescrible feeling of an oncoming mental revelation, giddiness or anxiety. higher dose effects include extreme laughter, uncontrollable racing thoughts, colors changing and a feeling that each and every color gives a certain tone to your inner most being (hard to explain unless you’ve tried them), distortions of all senses, hyper awareness of taste, smell, music (listen to your favorite band), pictures coming to life and everything becoming three dimensional, or may cause extreme paranoia and/or uncontrollable crying. also, the beshroomed will have a totally undescribable yet very significant feeling that he/she has attained knowledge that they can not and will not ever lose, just to be a memory the next day. dosages break down like this: 20-30 grams of wet shrooms is enough to have a good trip. 50 grams is nick-named the “hero trip”. dried shrooms is 1/10 the weight of wet shrooms, so 2-3 grams of dried shrooms is a pretty good trip while 5 grams is the “hero trip”. anything more and your in for a crazy time. trip with a trusted friend!
shrooms are the flesh of the gods.
something that g-d put on this world to open up a mental gateway and help us better understand what the real purpose and meaning of life is, but is used by few due to the fact that the f-ckin government makes it out to be a bad thing and therefore illegalized it
adam and eve probably first discovered g-d after eating the shrooms he conveniently placed in the garden. what the f-ck does that tell you??
an enjoyable drug that makes things hilarious and makes people’s faces do crazy things. listen to frank zappa.
when i did mushrooms, the corner of the room started to stretch into a point of infinity like taffy. then we listened to frank zappa’s version of purple haze and i laughed until i nearly p-ssed myself. my friends faces did weird things and i picked up this tortilla chip, looked at it, and said “swaddling clothes.” then we were smoking outside and my friend lunged at me from 10 feet away and burned me with a cigarette and broke his hand on a pickle jar. then we played with the drum machine. that was my experience on mushrooms.
mushrooms containing psilocybin and psilocin, that are ingested for there hallucinogenic properties.

can be found through out the world except the poles. many myths about these mushrooms are present today, most totaly false.
examples: psilocybe cubensis, psilocybe mexicana, psilocybe pelliculosa
a form of mushrooms that you eat or smoke, oh ya, they make you trip out like mad, and they make you at people in a whole different way.
me and my friends did shrooms for the first by chopping them up very finely and putting them in yougurt. then we waited in my friedns bas-m-nt until it kicked in, and when it did we were hitting eachother and going crazy on msn. i broke my friends gl-sses by falling on them. then we stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes watching it morph and change. then my friedns brother came home and yelled at me to keep my voice down, and he wondered if we were on acid. he told us to go outside and explore, we did and it was amazing, everything was colourful and crazy, we found our way to the local pool, we went into the washroom and pee’d all over the walls. next we went to the mall to get the great “wow” feeling, i saw some guy and he look like a turtle. we traveled through the streets and took off our shoes, luckily one of my friends wasnt on shrooms so he made sure we didnt forget them, in the end we had walked about 6 km across the city.

in the end the moral of our adventure is that people are very werid.
a great lil trip that cant be topped, and it really aint that harmful, so eat up.
try watchin the movies alice in wonderland or fantasia 2000, it nice
typical slang for a ‘magic mushroom.’ there are two distinct types of magic mushrooms, the amanita muscaria species and many in the psilocybe family. these mushrooms contain one or more of the hallucinogenic chemicals muscimol, psilocin, or psilocybin, the latter breaks down into psilocin when exposed to heat and air. when ingested they produce a ‘trip’ which is a hallucinogenic experience, during which the user may have a religious or life changing experience. in the united states and many other nations, amanitas are legal while psilocybe mushrooms are not. amanitas are one of the earliest known hallucinogens. the trip is similar to, but usually not as intense as an lsd trip; depending on how many mushrooms are taken. on the street amanitas are very scarce and psilocybe mushrooms are what most users seek. amanitas can easily be recognized by their bright red color with white spots, but psilocybe mushrooms should not be picked wild except by an expert as they can be easily confused for a poisonous mushroom.
i was tripping b-lls from those shrooms!