Shroud
a girl who wears to much make up is referred to as a “shroud.” this name stems from the “shroud of turin” which many chistians believe is the cloth that a man used to wipe jesus’s face with on his way to be crucified. the mud from his face left an imprint of his features, just as the make up from said girl, will leave an imprint on your pillow.
“dude, that chick is hot.”
“no. way to much make up, she’s a shroud. you’ll have to wash your pillows when she leaves.”
a mysterious ent-ty that will infect the substratums of consciousness of those open to it. this is primarily accomplished through the use of sound and silence.
oh god, not shroud again.
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