SHTF bag


a duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-pr-ne areas. typically contains a map & comp-ss, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, sp-ce blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. acronym for the term “sh-t hits the fan.”
i got my m4, a stash of .223 nato, a knife and a coupla mres in my shtf bag, who knows when we’ll need em?

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