shtinkle
the act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to cr-p when you’re with company but don’t want them to know you were taking a cr-p. it involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. this maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. for all they know, you just made a tinkle.
i met this girl for dinner last night. i had to sh-t so bad, but i didn’t want her to know that i p–ped. so instead, i took a quick shtinkle.
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