Shtork


a peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge hairy dump. it makes you laugh hard–the ultimate multi-task.
i heard steve’s loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

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