shtp


short haired tiny p-ck-r.

of the genus peter~is~ward.
one who has short hair and a tiny p-n-s.
often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race.
has a defective bag, or has no bag at all.
most shtp’s work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off.
related to lhtp, long haired tiny p-ck-r.

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