Shtu
-used for any and every word that one can possibly think of. any suffix can be added to the end of it.
-used for long rants. ex: shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
how are shtu?
just what the shtucktor ordered.
shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
per shtu?
what are shtu shtuing today?
shtunior!?
(yiddish) literally meaning “stupidity” or “nothingness”, it is commonly used in the same manner of “franks”, meaning great stuff.
“ch-llo ch-llo, wat wat wat?”
“watchin zohan in cl-ss”
“oh, great shtus with that one”
used only by f-ggot-speaking circles, it means simply as a subst-tution for any noun.
only to be used in caution, this will signify to all of those around you that you partic-p-te regularly in events where you receive c-ck in any/all of your open membranes, and most possibly bathing in post-coital residue.
male a: yo, what’s that? you packing some shtu?
male b: yeah, it’s shtu.
male a: ah, per shtu.
male b: alright, well let me pull out my c-ck now.
male a: great! put that shtu all up in my -sshole, then my ears, then my mouth please. make sure you give me all that man shtu.
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