shuff monkey
a shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920’s. basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your -n-s and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
do not steal otherwise you’ll get a visit from the shuff monkey!
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