Shuffail


the act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. this can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.
dealer: blackjack…again.
player 1: this is the third time i got a 6 and a 7. i think that your shuffling methods are trash.
player 2: agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
dealer: i dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, i’m sorry.

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