Shuffle Anxiety


when you put your ipod on shuffle at party or social gathering and you project yourself forward thinking “what’s it going to play next?” jarvis c-cker is often credited as coining this term.
guy 1: “dude this is awesome. those songs transitioned into each other perfectly. i wonder what it’s gonna play next”
guy 2: “oh no, what is it gonna play next?! will it be as good?!?”
guy 1: “dude you’re getting shuffle anxiety”

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