shuffleboard
an official beer pong match. used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.
dude, we shuffleboarding tonight?
once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. when most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarr-ssing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
hubert: mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
mildred: that would be swell hubert.
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