shuft
combination of ‘shut it’ and ‘shift’. used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.
oh would you just shuft!
shuft!
dear god, shuft!
when a deck of cards is shuffled
the deck is shuft
scrambled version of “sh-ts f-cked up”
basically showing something went terribly wrong
i tore a hole in my new shoes… so basically i
got shufted.
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