Shuftee


noun and verb.

n: a shuftee – s-xual deviant (of either s-x) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.

vb: to shuftee – to place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of -rg-smic delight.
n:
‘just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee’

vb:
‘how dare you shuftee my raleigh superior!’
‘is it yours, miss widdecombe? oh g-d – i thought it belonged to miss lumley.’

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