Shum Gargler


occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)
whenever that milf gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!

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