Shumming


verb- when shum is actually leaving your body.

when describing the action of shum being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.
oooh, this wild s-x with you is so good…oh god…baby i’m shumming!!

i accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!
the act of a -j-c-l-t-ng at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. this is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
dan: hey dude, is it possible to have an -rg-sm while p–ping?
joe: i don’t know, go try.
dan: would that be considered shumming?
joe: yes.
the act of sh-tting out c-m explosively.
my girl was shumming all night. it was like an -ss cannon.

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