Shunkygate
the furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the spanish inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed t-rd is found in an office or workplace toilet.
breaking news, folks, in the shunkygate incident:
dna tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a loch ness peaker.
a statement has been issued by management saying that “finally! we can get to the bottom of this mystery.”
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