shurl
to sh-t and vomit at the same time
i had the flu so bad, i shurled all over the toilet and floor.
when you have the sh-ts and hurl at the same time.
“i must have ate something bad today ’cause when i was taking a shower,my stomach was rockin’,started to cramp and i puked so hard that i had the runs at the same time. so,i did a shurl today.
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