shurp

a burp that smells like sh-t
“what the h-ll did you eat? that was the grossest shurp i have ever smelled! did you have beets and cottage cheese?”
a word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.
domo: “can you stop cheating”
shard: “uhh shurp”
dom: “did you shurp that girl yet n-gg-?”
shard:”shurp. n-gg- can you stop asking me h-lla shurps.”
when you burp, but sh-t accidentally comes out.
dude, during band today stephen totally shurped into his b-ss clarinet. it was freaking nasty.
a sh-t burp
after a dog has eaten feces, it comes in the house and burps on you – resulting in a shurp – a god-awful bodily function that smells worse than a normal dog fart or burp.
the brief moment in time when one expels a large belch at the same time as completing and big relieving sh-t.

often gives the shurper a great feeling of relief and accomplishment
that shurp was amazing; felt better than s-x.
a large unexpected burp which causes you to sh-t at the same time.
that shurp just burned through my pants!
to draw an excessive amount of air into the mouth, while having the right hand over the mouth at the same time
ross did a shurp after i told him he has no friends!