shurtle
the act of removing a turtle from its sh-ll, then proceeding to sh-t in the then empty sh-ll and throwing it in somebody’s general direction.
d-mn i just got shurtled
verb. licking off the sh-t that gets stuck under the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised d-ck.
you got h-rny and let some stranger do your -ss, but your didn’t waste time with an enema. no problem, you can use your tongue to clean the sh-t that got stuck under his foreskin. you will just shurtle him and the problem is gone.
after being f-cked in the -ss, i shurtled my boyfriend so he could stick it up my c-nt.
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