shut dick


a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.
‘hey dombradovino!, can you shut d-ck so we can get these girls back to the lair?’

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  • Skibbity

    1. a word to describe the desire to smoke. another word for “to smoke”, or used to ask “would you like to smoke?” 2. another name for a cigarette. 1. hey buddy, would you like to skibbity? 2. h-llo there, do you have a skibbity? a woman with loose morals who is pr-ne to casual […]

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    being in a brief state of foolishness, lightheadedness, and disorientation, occurring directly after and caused by a significant period of sleep. “my girlfriend gave me morning head and i was so slumberdrunk that i accidentally fired one off in her eye.”

  • sluntesque

    the resemblance of a slunt. if only phil hartman’s wife weren’t so sluntesque, tv would be better. to possess the qualities of a slunt “stay away from mary she is very sluntesque”

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    also known as a slurpee chailott jist served up some nice slurpoos


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