Shut it, turd!


expression used to keep a b-tch in line, or at least on a short leash. it is quite effective in -sserting one’s supreme authority, essentially conveying to the recipient of such a disparaging remark, to pipe down. but the true punch comes with the name calling, for there is nothing more denigrating than to be referred to as a cut of fecal matter. indeed, the “t-rd”, upon being devastated with such a blunt, scathing put-down, will have no other choice but to “shut it”.

there is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. perhaps a close second is “b-tch, please!” if delivered properly.

–note: the expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
to-be-victimized-t-rd: “did you guys catch the latest episode of nova?”
t-rd’s master: “shut it, t-rd!”

to-be-victimized-t-rd: “gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?”
t-rd’s master: “shut it, t-rd!”

the ceo of the multi-billion dollar firm called his b-tches into his office for a scolding. when one of the b-tches interjected, the big cheese replied “shut it, t-rd!”

“you know, if i may…”
“you may not..now shut it, t-rd!”

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