Shut your facebook!


phrase uttered in response to someone’s rude comment on the facebook.com website.
(commenting on a photo of friend 2’s)
friend 1: “wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?”

friend 2: “dude, shut your facebook! that’s my cousin lucinda!

a term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the new york times magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
you expect me to sign up with yahoo! just so i can see your holiday photos?! shut your facebook!

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