Shutdown Jockey


a government worker or contractor who “rides” the government shutdown and doesn’t have to report to work.
nick: do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
bala: nah, i’m a shutdown jockey. let’s head to the bar for mid-day drinks.

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