shwants
male s-xual organ located in the lower abdominal area
she wants my shwants.
sh-t you want…generally on a trip. it’s the stuff that migrates underneath your seat on a bus or a plane, or to the bottom of the canoe on a canoe trip.
hey, jo, is that your shwant under there?
yeah! i’d hate to lose my mp3 player/pen/hair thingy…etc
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