shwasted
contraction of “sh-t” and wasted” used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
man, i got so shwasted last night, i couldn’t even feel my face.
a combination of “sh-t-faced” and wasted. really drunk basiclly.
i am not getting drunk tonight, i am going to get shwasted!!!
(adj.) the state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. derived from the tradtional american slang “sh-tfaced” and “wasted”.
matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the br–sts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
it is an explicit combination of “sh-t-faced” and “wasted”
“what did you do last night man?” “dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl.”
in the state of being really drunk; combination of sh-t-faced and wasted
lets get shwasted tonight!
beyond wasted, extremely f-cked up.
guy1. dude, are you drunk?
guy2. naw man, i’m shwasted
sh-t-wasted
“man after six beer bongs & a bottle of jäger i’m f-cking shwasted”
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