Shween
a pleasantly plump floggin’ log extending from a shexshy man’sh pubish.
see also tasty
man: “my shween is sho shwollen and shuge!”
girly girl: “ya?”
man: “jaaah”
slang for p-n-s; see also dong
used in the new mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she’s breaking up with him.
barbie: “it’s not like you’ve got a shween or anything.”
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