shwext
a text sent from the shower (shower+text=shwext).
the best way to do this is to put your phone in a ziplock bag. double bagging recommended.
not to be confused with s-xting. that is very different.
shwexting (n) – the act of texting from a shower
shwext (n) – a text sent from a shower
to shwext (v) – to send a text from a shower
bro: “yo girl, i put my phone in a bag so i can shwext you erryday”
girl: “stop texting me from your shower, that’s mad creepy”
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