shwipe


a shafer swipe
person 1: can you swipe me into shafer?

person 2: wtf do i look, a person who will shwipe anyone?

person 1: but im kanye west

person 2: go f-ck yourself

person 1: now i ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger (when i’m in need)
but she ain’t messin’ with no broke n-gg-s
(she gives me money)
now i ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger (when i’m in need)
but she ain’t messin’ with no broke n-gg-s
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl gone head
the owningest way to say p-n-s mutton missile or d-ck
you just touched my shwipe!

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