shwipy shwipy


1. (v.) the act of shwiping your debit card in a shwypable device
2. (n.) a debit card; often containing insufficeint funds
1. when visiting an exxon station, approach nearest towelhead (curry lover) and then wait to hear, “shwipy shwipy?” . at this instant you will know that he is asking for your debit card. be prepared. his next question will be “pin numbar(d) pleas.”. you must never answer this question as your funds will soon be drained if answered. please present cash at this time. drive away with a constant watch.

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