shwisdom
“sh-t-wasted-wisdom,” derived from the words “shwasted” and “wisdom” … fairly self-explanatory.
the word itself describes the type of wisdom or advice you might give someone while completely hammered. you know, the type of nonsensical, where-the-f-ck-is-this-coming-from sort of intelligence that you give on a vomit-ruined bas-m-nt couch at a college party. sometimes, sometimes, this wisdom (shwisdom) is absurdly profound for the circ-mstances, and so of course it merits its own name.
anything hypothetical, existentialist, semi-profound and slightly poetic. the best “shwisdom” is simple, elegantly-stated and not too wordy. “shwisdom” is honest and un-ironic, so do not mistake it with all drunked comments… this is special.
other forms: “shwise,” “shwisely” etc.
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