Shwit
sh-t, when used in context with twitter.
twitter geek just informed his minions that he was going to take a shwit.
i wish these clown friends of mine would quit telling me about all of this boring shwit.
the act of taking a sh-t immediatly before showering and without exiting the bathroom. shwit’s are common after a long day of outdoor activity, before heading out for the night, or if a catastrphic sh-t has occured causing undesired or extreme fecal dispersion. in the case of the latter, one may make the determination to take a “shwit” instead of the a singular “sh-t” midway through the act. in some regions, the term can also refer to a “trio” of actions, with the addition of shaving. if located in a hotel room or another location where the “shwitter” will not be responsible for completing the laundry, the “shwitter” may choose to skip the traditional toilet paper whipe and instead use a warm washcloth while in the shower to clean the affected areas.
“are you ready to hit the bar?”
“no, i need to take a quick shwit before we head out.”
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