shwizzasted
on the inebriation scale of 1 -10, shwizzasted is a 14. it means that you couldn’t have gotten more drunk without something going terribly wrong.
dude 1: yo you were wasted last night.
dude 2: nah bro, i was shwasted
dude 1: maybe, wizzasted?
dude 2: psh… shwizzasted
dude 1: nice…
Read Also:
- shpling
a deer humping carpet licking -ss biter your mom is a shpling lover
- showing pink
when a girl holds her c-nt lips open for you good strip club? real good- the girls were showing pink
- tortilla tits
1) flat chested chick. 2) chick with nipples the size of tortillas. she’s got tortilla t-ts! 1 more definition when a chicks t-ts are as flat as tortillas. guy 1: she has no chest dude. guy 2: either she is a guy or she has tortilla t-ts.
- torton
a hairy midget that loves to get b-tt pummeled while listening to popular music. after the concert, this torton and i spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
- tortorice
noun. the name of someone who totally screws you over. verb. to totally screw someone over. dude, you totally got tortoriced.