shy shits
bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a sh-t, thus giving the perception that the sh-t is too shy to leave the r-ct-m.
it is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.
boss: what is the deal thomas? late for the third time this week!
thomas: (nervous and with no eye contact)sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy sh-ts.
boss: (grabbing thomas’ shouler facing him)well dont we all.
both laugh
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