Shy Shitter Syndrome
shy sh-tter syndrome, or sss for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. people suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a sh-t in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they’re with.
ted: dude, i gotta take a sh-t so bad.
bill: well there’s a bathroom over there.
ted: i can’t use a public restroom! i suffer from shy sh-tter syndrome!
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