Shyamalan
when you have high expectations of/from something/someone and they let you down.
background: based on the fascinating twist in m. night shymalan’s the sixth sense vs. the big letdown and predictability of the village
a. pete did a shyamalan on me for the technology section of our new business plan.
b. pete is shymalanesque
when someone f-cks up doing something.
the director of the “last air bender” shyamalaned it.
a handjob with a twist right at the moment of climax. the result is painful and ruins a normally enjoyable experience, much like an m. night shyamalan film.
handjob
crazy b-tch surprised me with a shyamalan during a handy, f-cked up my nut. it was worse than airbender cause i couldnt get my $10 back.
a shyamalan can be used to describe a girl who looks great from behind however upon seeing the front of her, you are horrified at your findings (the twist!).
that girl i sat behind in my spin cl-ss looked hot, but when she reached back for her water bottle, she was a shyamalan; what a twist!
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