Siamese Profile Syndrome


the disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. the onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
my friend suddenly became a victim of siamese profile syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it’s a shame.

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