Sick Bastard
a sick b-st-rd is the worst type of person. sick b-st-rds enjoy putting icyhot on toilet seats, giving unwanted love taps, and usually run in pairs.
“what sick b-st-rds would do such a thing? you know there has to be two of them! one of them is probably wearing gl-sses and the other is probably wearing a hat.”
noun. singular.
synonym: sick f-ck
definition: a person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they -ssociate.
“my wasband wanted to give me a cleveland steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. that sick b-st-rd.”
purveyor of the world’s greatest web-site: bangedup.com.
yo, bangedup.com’s sick b-st-rd is pope for hooking us up with those paris hilton money shots.
something you call someone when they seem to be nonchalantly imitating someone who you do not want another of; also used when someone takes something from you or says something disgusting.
at the beginning of the school year john q. was a sick b-st-rd to daniel oulette.
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