sick fart


n. a particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.
the flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.

Read Also:

  • The Perfect Crime

    a specific p–p in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said p–p on the toilet paper, thus getting away scott-free. “dude, i just got away with the perfect crime!” “no way! i thought those were impossible!” something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does […]

  • The real macoy

    term used in the 1920’s during prohibition to -ssure that the liquor you were purchasing on the black market was real; making sure something is original, real, or authentic. are those cigars the real macoy? are those breast the real macoy? here man its the real macoy.

  • the red rasberry houdini swirl

    is when your banging agirl doggy style and u spit on her -ss pretending you came on her and when she turns around you sock her in the face then she starts to bleed then you c-m on her face and grab your sh-t and leave. i f-cked that b-tch over with “the red rasberry […]

  • the red sea

    the act of when a girl has her period without telling a guy, and tricks him into eating her out dude last night my girl wanted me to eat her out, turns out it was a bad case of the red sea wedgie between the b-lls freddy pointed out that roger had parted the red […]

  • The Royal Nigga

    a singular term loosely meaning victimhood — especially by a person of authority from ‘the system’, such as a police officer. the word is racially neutral and is based on the british idiom “the royal ‘we’”, which is commonly used in the phrase: “we are not amused”. although also rooted in the racist term “n-gg-r”, […]


Disclaimer: sick fart definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.