sick twisted disturbed fuck
1) someone whose ribcage you’d like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.
2) somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
zeke: my request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed f-ck. i tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-f-ck a wild boar.
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