sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck
worse than a sick twisted f-ck. worse than a sick twisted disturbed f-ck. a sick twisted disturbed -psychotic- f-ck is so vile, so putrid, so -unbearable- that no punishment in h-ll is sufficient to destroy him. cheap. crazy. chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he’ll ruin everyone else’s lives in retaliation. the kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. you want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scr-t-m up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
stdpf: hi, i was in on sunday & i found these boxes of old envelopes. i know they have our old, old address on them but i figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a f-cking secretary? if you could do that to every envelope, i think there’s 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that’ll be great.
(slurps coffee)
stdpf: now, i found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, i know they’re kinda old and don’t have erasers but i think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! now here…here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you’re doing a great job as it is—–
clyde: would you shut -up-, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic f-ck?
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