Siddhartha
1. the original founder of buddhism. born in india, founded the base philosophy and values of the system of buddhism. lived the life of what we would know as a b-m, originally a member of the indic royalty, leading a simple, yet prosperous and enjoyable life.
siddhartha translates into ” he who attains his goals “.
a real man in every sense, amazing in bed, good to talk to, great athlete. but real men are hard to live with, thus a siddhartha ends up lonely.
tracy: i met this siddhartha at the club last night and we totally hooked it up.
stacy: must be some siddhartha, i dont see him anywhere around now.
tracy: oh! you know.. sl-ts and siddhartha is like superman and kryptonite.
a book in which nothing ever happens. 151 pages of pure torture. n-body wants to read a book about a spoiled rich indian kid who wants spiritual whatever, and if they do, by the grace of god have mercy on their soul.
helga: hey, did you read that siddhartha book?
– yancy pulls out a gun and shoots self in the v-g-n- –
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